Team Facelift LIVE!!!!
It’s that time of year again…
Fat Jew has been busy picking pumpkins to carve for our upcoming Halloween shows…
Come see us tomorrow night, Weds. Oct. 24th @ The Delancey for lots of Burlesque
Then, on Friday, come check us out at Studio B in Brooklyn
The West Coast Trip
TEAM FACELIFT IN HOLLYWOOD
Wow!!! It is so cool by the beach! Last night we had a freestyle cipher with David Cassidy’s niece til 6 AM then hit the beach to do sunrise pilates with the ghost of John Ritter and some schmuck who keeps pitching us an idea for a screenplay. Steve Aoki was the dj there, and god bless him. Big ups to everyone who came to see us last night. Tommy Mas kept it funky except he fucked up and wore a shirt with sleeves. Anyway, things are heating up as we head south tonight for San Diego, prepared for the worst and dressed to impress!
NY POST
Facelift Invades LA!
Re-Elect Dinkins Billboard Up!
Upcoming Event
Team Facelift at the VMA’s
Team Facelift did the VMA’s so big. Big like Joey Lawrence’s abs. Big like Mario Lopez’s sleeveeless t-shirt collection.
Things that also happened:
1. Fat Jew jumped on Paulie Shore’s back in the pool and pinched his oversized nipples.
2. The casino asked Fat Jew over 30 times to put more clothes on
3. Eve the rapper and Fonda shared a bowl of lobster bisque
4. Fat Jew offered Perez Hilton a handjob. He defintely considered it.
5. Fat Jew got interviewed by MTV Japan and told a 10-minute story about how I’m in love with Tony Danza
6. Fonda made out with a 48 year old overly tan woman with breast implants
8. Machine puked into the change dispenser of a slot machine
Next stop… The Emmy’s.
